Britni Alleman is a professional solo vocalist, ordained minister, and now an author — a woman who has spent two decades finding her voice, both literally and otherwise.

As a luxury solo vocalist serving Santa Barbara and Montecito, Britni brings refined live music to private events, upscale weddings, and corporate gatherings. Her repertoire spans romantic ceremony favorites, timeless classics, soft jazz, and modern acoustic interpretations, all delivered with warmth, elegance, and polished control. Known for her professionalism and seamless self-contained setup, she creates an elevated atmosphere that enhances a moment without ever overpowering it.

As an ordained minister, Britni also offers something rarer still: the ability to officiate your ceremony and perform within it. Whether it’s a wedding, vow renewal, memorial, or another milestone worth marking, she blends heartfelt music with genuine ceremony to create something seamless, intimate, and true to you — so you can stay fully present for the moments that matter most.

That instinct for presence and honesty carries into her writing. Britni is the author of I Blame Barbie, a memoir that’s equal parts confessional, comedy special, and cautionary tale. Before she found her way to music, she worked two-plus decades and dozens of jobs — massage therapist, cannabis trimmer, wine tour guide, stage manager, nude model, telemarketer, tour bus survivor, and more retail positions than she’ll readily admit to. Along the way, she survived predatory bosses, pyramid schemes, and landlords from hell, fell in love, and finally stopped running long enough to find her voice.

Funny, furious, and 100% true, I Blame Barbie is the story of how she got here — and it’s proof that the same voice that can hold a room silent during a ceremony can also make you laugh until you cry.